On Backpackers

Today Caroline and I discussed how I can spend my first few months back in New York reminding everyone that I went BACKPACKING IN SOUTH AMERICA. 

Caroline: like, “oh, you lost your job? I remember when I used to care about the rat race…. back before I went BACKPACKING IN SOUTH AMERICA”

me: and starting every sentence with ¨WELL IN B.A. —-THATS BUENOS AIRES GUYS—-

Caroline: “yeah, this place is cool. I guess, if you haven’t expanded your horizons like I did when I went BACKPACKING IN SOUTH AMERICA”

Caroline: “cute shoes. I remember when I used to care about shoes” but, you know, you can only fit so many pairs into YOUR BACKPACK, which I lived out of

me: understand? everything i owned, I CARRIED ON MY BACK

Caroline: I didn’t change clothes, I just CHANGED COUNTRIES!

Caroline: oh and you can’t say “argentina” you have to say “arHENtinAH”

Caroline: and are you good at pronouncing spanish-derived words commonly used in the US…. like an asshole?

me: like teLEfono?

  y el rrrrrradio

Caroline: burrrrrrito

new Erin is going to be so much fun

me: new Erin (pronounced ay-REEN) 

Caroline: you should roll the r

(By the way, the little asshole in the photo above would not stop going into my bag and messing with everything. He was the most ill-behaved, sugared up, sunburnt child I’ve ever encountered.)