LOS LISTS - OTHER (5 of 5)
In the name of Travis’ departure, we’ve compiled a series on our misadventures. It’s an exhaustive, self-indulgent, overly simplified analysis of practically everything we ever did, with no explanation or justification for our choices.
Top Reactions to an Outfit Worn by Blair Waldorf, Serena Van Der Woodsen or Jenny Humphrey in the Six Episodes of Gossip Girl We Had on Travis’ iPhone:
1. What the Delta Burke is up with those shoulder pads, B?
2. Nice yarn-hair, Little J.
3. That sock of a dress isn’t going to get daddy to take you any more seriously, S.
4. Um, S? I can see your Upper East Siders.
Top Four Theme Songs
1. G.L.A.M.O.R.O.U.S. - Fergie
2. Meet Me Halfway - The Black Eyed Peas
3. Alejandro - Lady Gaga
4. XXXO - MIA
Top Black Eyed Peas Song We Heard Involuntarily At Least 1,000,000,000 Times and Were Brainwashed into Maybe Not Totally Hating
1. Tengo Un Feeling
Top/Only Five Words We Learned in Portuguese
1. Cerveja (beer)
2. Lajy Gaga (Lady Gaga)
3. Obrigado (thank you)
4. Dois mais por favor (two more please)
5. Desculpe (excuse me/I’m sorry)
Top Movies Forced to Endure on Buses
1. Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2
2. At least 10 Vin Diesel classics
3. Generic Harry Potter
Top Three Live Animals on Bus Rides
1. Chickens
2. Dogs
3. Caffeinated children
Top Adopted British Slang
Jumper - socket- reckon - twat - bin - the way forward (really)
Top Imparted American Slang
Douchebag - muffin top - drug lord
Coming soon:
- Top 10 Times Erin States a Fact and Travis Responds with “Probably”
- Top 10 Times Erin Cursed at Travis Under Her Breath
- Top 85 Nights Travis Snored
- Top 85 Mornings Erin complained about it
- Top 978 Mozzie Bites
- Top 50 Uses of “That’s what she said.”
- Top 80 Cold Showers
- Top 11 World Cup Games Watched
- Top Times We Thought We Ordered a Salad and Got a Pile of Mystery Meat
- Top Eight Times Erin Vomited from Eating Something Exotic and Suspicious-Looking
- Top 20 Times We Felt Old
- Top One Time We Felt Young (Black Sheep Hostel, Medellin)
- Top Two Times Erin Used the Phrase “Calm Down”
- Top One Time Travis Spelled Out the Consequences of Using Such a Phrase
- Top Times Erin Accidentally Insulted People Who She Thought Couldn’t Hear Her and/or Understand English
- Top 13 Times We Lost Our Dignity Doing Something Very Simple
- Top 9 Times We Broke Something at a Hostel
- Top Two Times We Were Awkwardly Forced to Share a Bed
